Okay. So, I just liked way too many pictures and GIFs of Billy Loomis licking off his bloody fingers during the climax of the first movie in the Scream franchise. “What? You mean you liked half a dozen posts of him doing the exact same thing?” Yeah…that would be it. “Dare I ask why?" I dunno, the explanation is pretty freaky. Maybe you shouldn’t dare to ask me why. "Must you take things so literally? “Dare I ask why?" is just another way of asking why.” Ohhh. Got it. Good to know. “TELL ME WHY.” Why what? “Why you liked several redundant posts of a clearly disturbed young man cleaning off his bloodied fingers with his MOUTH.” Oh. Right. That. Well, I think it may just be one of the more…attractive actions anyone anywhere could ever hope to make. “Really?" Yessir. "That’s kinda sick.” Oh, no doubt. It sure is. “I don’t know why I read the stuff you write sometimes." Me neither. But seriously, you can’t deny that Billy Loomis is smoking! “I’m sure I’d find him positively delightful if he didn’t try to STAB PEOPLE all the time.” Nahh, that’s just this cute thing he does! “You worry me.”

Okay. So, I just liked way too many pictures and GIFs of Billy Loomis licking off his bloody fingers during the climax of the first movie in the Scream franchise. “What? You mean you liked half a dozen posts of him doing the exact same thing?” Yeah…that would be it. “Dare I ask why?" I dunno, the explanation is pretty freaky. Maybe you shouldn’t dare to ask me why. "Must you take things so literally? “Dare I ask why?" is just another way of asking why.” Ohhh. Got it. Good to know. “TELL ME WHY.” Why what? “Why you liked several redundant posts of a clearly disturbed young man cleaning off his bloodied fingers with his MOUTH.” Oh. Right. That. Well, I think it may just be one of the more…attractive actions anyone anywhere could ever hope to make. “Really?" Yessir. "That’s kinda sick.” Oh, no doubt. It sure is. “I don’t know why I read the stuff you write sometimes." Me neither. But seriously, you can’t deny that Billy Loomis is smoking! “I’m sure I’d find him positively delightful if he didn’t try to STAB PEOPLE all the time.” Nahh, that’s just this cute thing he does! “You worry me.”

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  4. capsicleized said: Agreed. And now I’m off to do the same thing.
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