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25 Days of Crushes Day Twenty-Four: Superhero Crush — Some people say Batman isn’t a real superhero because he lacks super powers. To some people I say SCREW YOU. I’m pretty sure most people would agree that embodying your greatest fear and using it to strengthen yourself through the challenges of fighting for justice as a wrongly despised vigilante with genius tools funded by your own genius entrepreneurial corporation is PRETTY FREAKING SUPER. My first real boyfriend and I had only three major fights over the course of our relationship. 1.  His Statement: Harry Potter is gay.My Reaction: You haven’t read the books. You wouldn’t know even if he was.  2. His Statement: Lord of The Rings is boring.My Reaction: You thought Borat was entertaining. You have no taste. 3. His Statement: Batman isn’t a real superhero.My Reaction: SCREW YOU. I’m pretty sure most people would agree that embodying your greatest fear and using it to strengthen yourself through the challenges of fighting for justice as a wrongly despised vigilante with genius tools funded by your own genius entrepreneurial corporation is PRETTY FREAKING SUPER.  ALSO: We’re breaking up. Right now. Have a nice life. 

25 Days of Crushes

Day Twenty-Four: Superhero Crush

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Some people say Batman isn’t a real superhero because he lacks super powers.

To some people I say SCREW YOU. I’m pretty sure most people would agree that embodying your greatest fear and using it to strengthen yourself through the challenges of fighting for justice as a wrongly despised vigilante with genius tools funded by your own genius entrepreneurial corporation is PRETTY FREAKING SUPER.

My first real boyfriend and I had only three major fights over the course of our relationship.

1. 

His Statement: Harry Potter is gay.
My Reaction: You haven’t read the books. You wouldn’t know even if he was. 


2.

His Statement: Lord of The Rings is boring.
My Reaction: You thought Borat was entertaining. You have no taste.

3.

His Statement: Batman isn’t a real superhero.
My Reaction: SCREW YOU. I’m pretty sure most people would agree that embodying your greatest fear and using it to strengthen yourself through the challenges of fighting for justice as a wrongly despised vigilante with genius tools funded by your own genius entrepreneurial corporation is PRETTY FREAKING SUPER. 

ALSO: We’re breaking up. Right now. Have a nice life. 

#Batman      #Bruce Wayne      #DC Comics      #25 Days of Crushes     
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